Types of Girls

----Types of Girls Computer Humor-----


CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster.


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EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .


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HARD DISK GIRLS


She remembers everything, FOREVER

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INTERNET GIRLS


Difficult to access

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS


She make horrible thing look beautiful


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SCREENSAVER GIRLS


She is good for nothing but at least she is fun


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RAM GIRLS


She forget about you, the moment turn her off


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WINDOW GIRLS


Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


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VIRUS GIRLS


Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .